World Under Anaesthesia (1979) 38 pages- Midnight Trousers
- The History Of The World
- Forget That Grapefruit; Here Come The Midgets
- The Hard-Working Garbage Men of Cleveland
- Waiting For Halley's Comet
- My Work As A Hole
Gainfully Employed in Limbo (1980) ISBN: 0-9690261-1-0, 40 pages- Gainfully Employed in Canada
- Office Worker's Dreams
- Modern Facilities
- Term of Employment Determined by Pens
- The Impact of Goodness
- Upward Mobility
- Organic Sense
- Warehouse Worker's Dreams
- Forced Retirement
- Tracking Down Bad Ideas
- One For All
- Taken Away From All This
- Lucky To Be Here
- Filling Orders in Albania
- Scenarios
- Renaming the Parkway
- Essay
- A Difficult Assignment
- A Dream and the Sale of Sharp Rocks
- On Speaking Terms at Last
- Fortuitous Exchange
- Tainted Data
- Excerpts From My Autobiography
- My Posthumous Fame
- The Wheat Sheaf Six or Seven
- Meeting Editorial Needs
- Kilodney on Kilodney
- How I Improved Society
- The Window
Human Secrets -- Book One (1981) ISBN: 0-9690261-2-9, 34 pages- Janitors and Kitchen Staff
- Conference Call
- Bucky's Big Day
- What the Arrival of New York State Onions Meant to Me
Human Secrets -- Book Two (1982) ISBN: 0-9690261-3-7, 39 pages- West Quaco
- The Dobbins File (#31001)
- Rainy Night
Sex Slaves of the Astro-Mutants (1982) ISBN: 0-9690261-4-5, 39 pages- Introduction
- The Extremely Sane Postal Workers of Yellowknife
- Sex Slaves of the Astro-Mutants
- Dark Intruder
- The World's Dullest Story
- Bakery Boys
- Duh
Terminal Ward -- Human Secrets: Book Three (1982) ISBN: 0-9690261-5-3, 42 pages
Bang Heads Here, Suffering Bastards (1984) ISBN: 0-9690261-6-1, 39 pages- Death of a Canadian Writer
- The Story of a Man With a Broken Toaster
- A Well-Adjusted Man
- A Cowboy Story
The Orange Book (1984) ISBN: 0-9690261-7-X, 40 pages- The Circumcision Rights of the Toronto Stock Exchange
- Obligatory Tit Time
- Beans and Binoculars: Youth Speaks Out
- The Poem That Changed the World
- Plagues or Prosperity: Challenge to Management
- Some Questions on Sex Etiquette
- The Last Interview of Crad Kilodney
- Lachrymose Market Report
The Blue Book (1985) ISBN: 0-9690261-9-6, 43 pages- Mr. Schlepp and His Ace Mechanic
- Dream Street
- Wooden Sticks With Points
The Green Book (1985) ISBN: 0-9690261-8-8, 44 pages- An Appeal To My Readers
- Secrets Of The Financial District
- Selected Potatoes
- Jap Scientologists Ate My Grandfather
- A Likely Story
- A Beaver Tale
The Scarlet Book (1985) ISBN: 0-920973-00-0, 40 pages- The Simplified Existence of Mr. Duggins
- Patrolman Ignacio
- Fish Story
The Yellow Book (1985) ISBN: 0-920973-01-9, 40 pages- Message From The People's Revolutionary Committee Against Indiscipline
- Alan Cherry In Outer Space
- The Pygmies Next Door
- Melon Man
Cathy (1985) ISBN: 0-920973-02-7, 40 pages
Foul Pus From Dead Dogs (1986) ISBN: 0-920973-05-1, 39 pages
Incurable Trucks & Speeding Diseases (1986) ISBN: 0-920973-04-3, 39 pages- Hot Line
- Ultra-Tech: Excerpts From The Diary Of Dr. Fahd Bashibazouk
- Punishment Subway
- Night Barber
- The Newspapers
Simple Stories for Idiots (1986) ISBN: 0-920973-03-5, 40 pages- Introduction
- The Troubled Goalie
- The Scream of the Mutilated
- The Country Doctor
- Occurrence at Unterkleidung Bridge
- Magumba Comes to Canada
- Big Tits
Nice Stories for Canadians (1988) ISBN: 0-920973-09-4, 51 pages- Editorial
- Boys Who Love Tropical Fish
- Something Wrong With My Sandwich
- Fish Man -- A True Story
- The Age of Enlightenment
- TV -- 2001
- No Chekhov at Yorkdale
- The Way to Life
- The Big Deal
- Horrible, Horrible Salami
- In Gourmet Square
I Chewed Mrs. Ewing's Raw Guts (1988) ISBN: 0-920973-08-6, 54 pages- I Chewed Mrs. Ewing's Raw Guts
- The Polecat
- Who is John Copping?
Excrement (1988) ISBN: 0-920973-10-8, 88 pages
Blood-Sucking Monkeys From North Tonawanda (1989) ISBN: 0-920973-12-4, 56 pages- Blood-Sucking Monkeys From North Tonawanda
- My Date With Alan Edmonds
- Happy-Go-Lucky Time
- The Man Who Died of His Opinions
Junior Brain Tumors in Action (1990) ISBN: 0-920973-13-2, 55 pages- Foreword
- Jumping Rubber Maggot Time
- The Great Vomito
- The Most Important Story Ever Written About Gary, Indiana
- Hare Krishna Weekend
- Index
Putrid Scum (1991) ISBN: 0-920973-14-0 , 193 pages
Suburban Chicken-Strangling Stories (1992) ISBN: 0-920973-16-7, 60 pages- Introduction: How to make the Chinese Explode by Psychic Power
- O'Driscoll, Chicken-Strangler
- Spiritual Preparation for Castration
- The Professor Enoch Padolsky Fan Club Newsletter
- Somali Peepee Car
- Life Without Drama
- Nazi Nuclear Power Plant Janitor Dog
Worst Canadian Stories, Vol. 1 (1987) ISBN: 0-920973-06-X, 52 pages- Preface
- Electric Feet, by Ilyot Prabang
- One Life To Give, by Yolanda Earth-Queen Naswaca
- The Hangman, by W. Beacon Sellar
- Deadbrainfuckdestruct, by Steve Erewhonian
- 5-4-3-2-1, by T. M. Whale
- "You Wouldn't Do This...Drive Without Tires?", by Dr. Leo Corvadupa
- Shoot-out At Dead Dog Gulch, by Juliette Crabbe and Eunice Urge
- Return Of The Slime Thing, by Bulwer Zetford
- Coffin, by Wanda Ann Clouter
- The Moose And The Beaver, by Mamie Tubbs
- The Vacuum Cleaner Salesman's Wife, by Orrie Hitt
- Notes on Contributors
Worst Canadian Stories, Vol. 2 (1987) ISBN: 0-920973-07-8, 52 pages- Preface
- The Wounding Healer, by Rochelle Ibis Flabazo
- Rubber Greek School, by Athanasios Apostolopoulos
- Roller Derby Vampires, by Dr. Orval Armando Haltiwanger
- Winston Melling, Social Worker, by Winston Melling
- A Walk in the Wilderness, by Warren Antlers
- A Day at the Farm, by Eileen English
- The Oglethorpe Prize, by Oliver E. Dreyfus
- The Knock at the Door, by Mickey Smith
- Springtime, Sunflowers, and Seiji, by Ken Nakazawa
- The Sky Above, The Mud Below, by Louie Wilhelm
- Ancestors Today, by Nat Shapiro
- Notes on Contributors
The First Charnel House Anthology of Bad Poetry (1989) ISBN: 0-920973-11-6, 63 pages
The Second Charnel House Anthology of Bad Poetry (1992) ISBN: 0-920973-15-9, 95 pages
Mental Cases (Lowlands Review LR6, Spring, 1978) 40 pages...this was Crad's first book, published as issue number 6 of Lowlands Review- The Discovery of Bismuth
- It Came From Beneath The Slush Pile
- Teleological -- With Chicken Meat
- The Last Secrets of Omega
Lightning Struck My Dick (Virgo Press, 1980) ISBN: 0-920528-15-5, 121 pages- Preface (by Stuart Ross)
- Lightning Struck My Dick
- Annuit Coeptis and Doorknobs
- In My Ear Generally
- The Cesar Frank Story
- My Re-creation Of The World
- In The Culture Warehouse
- Logic
- The True Story Of My Dentist
- Dr. Mark Litvack
- Convincing Professor Brindle About Flying Saucers
- Agriculture
- The Mentally Disturbed Astronomers Of Cincinnatti
- The Last Secrets Of Omega
- It Came From Beneath The Slush Pile or The Mountain Elephants of Delaware
- Midnight Trousers
- When Polyhistoricism Receded
- The Hard-working Garbage Men of Cleveland
- Advance Oboe Problems
- About the Author
Pork College (Coach House Press, 1984) ISBN: 0-88910-296-4, 78 pages- Preface
- Post-Preface
- Pork College
- Pork College Heroes
- Pork College Mystery
- Pork College Lethargy
- Pork College Heartbreak
- Return to Pork College
Malignant Humors (Black Moss Press, 1988) ISBN: 0-88753-170-9, 95 pages- Introduction
- Lightning Struck My Dick
- Fish Story
- The Hard-Working Garbage Men of Cleveland
- The Discovery of Bismuth
- Filling Orders in Albania
- Office Worker's Dreams
- The Poem That Changed the World
- Waiting For Halley's Comet
- Teleological - With Chicken Meat
- West Quaco
- Selected Potatoes
- The Last Interview With Crad Kilodney
- Advanced Oboe Problems
Girl on the Subway (Black Moss Press, 1990) ISBN: 0-88753-202-0, 109 pages- Girl on the Subway
- Three Dead Men
- The Funeral of Lenny Zeller
- "Don't You Know Who This Is?"
- Henry
- No Chekhov at Yorkdale
- A Moment of Silence for Man Ray
- The Simplified Existence of Mr. Duggins
- Rainy Night
- Wooden Sticks With Points
- My Work As A Hole
