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| the oldest Link child's name is Todd |
| and his habits are really quite odd |
| he threatened his sister |
| he shot her (he missed her) |
| she's lucky his aiming was flawed |
| my daughter's canine's name is Max |
| he can order his dinner by fax!! |
| he pays the food fee at the CIBC |
| and he always remembers the tax |
| Janice's son's name is Miles |
| he is ever so cute when he smiles |
| in the bathtub he'll play |
| about 9 times a day |
| and get water all over the tiles |
| io, titania, titan, |
| miranda, callisto, hyperion |
| pan, amalthea, demeter, rhea, |
| ganymede, oberon, triton. |
| when a girl is so clever at eight |
| the people around her think "Great!" |
| "she has all the knowledge to go straight to college!" |
| they expect it. they don't want to wait. |
| magnesium, helium, lithium, |
| potassium, calcium, sodium, |
| neon, argon, xenon, krypton, |
| beryllium, barium, cesium. |
| when you live in a really small town |
| there aren't many people around |
| but the ones who are there |
| are all eager to share |
| and things that are lost are soon found |
| i go to a school called "J.L." |
| there are many strange tales i could tell |
| but the strangest of all |
| took place out in the hall |
| when we noticed a really bad smell |
| we started to blame one another |
| till i noticed my own little brother |
| had discovered the source |
| (it was not him of course!) |
| it was then that we started to smother |
| the stench just grew thicker and thicker |
| and the children got sicker and sicker |
| we were choking and dazed |
| and becoming half crazed |
| and the teachers were starting to bicker |
| kids from the high-school down the road |
| had made all of our toilets explode! |
| they had used dynamite |
| they had stolen at night |
| they were playing a trick but it showed... |
| that a high-schooler's smarts may be vast |
| from the hundreds of tests they have passed |
| but they now know to use |
| a three foot longer fuse |
| to avoid getting caught in the blast. |